English of a Desi Teacher....

In class:

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
• Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
• Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
• Both of you three, get out of the class.
• Close the doors of the window.
• Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
• Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family:

• I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground:

• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment:

• You, rotate the ground four times
• You, go and under-stand the tree
• You three of you, stand together separately.